Last year when Kevin Underwood murdered little Jamie Rose Bolin I stayed up half the night reading his blog. I was completely captivated with the seemingly normal...
I can't hide it anymore. I fell off the wagon months ago, and just never got around to updating this site. All that talk about how meat is bad and meat sucks does nothing but...
So I quit my job and moved to a new city. I'm now living in Knoxville, which is about 60 miles from the area in which I spent my entire life. I'm working for a Fortune 500...
I just bought a brand new '07 Ford Focus, and quit my job all in the same day. There may be more to this new Ford marketing campaign than meets the eye.
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." Henry ThoreauThe company I work for recently underwent a regime change, and as a result, we have a new dress code. No more...
It has officially been a month now since I've eaten meat. While writing my last post, I came across PETA's site for advocating vegetarianism. After watching the short film "Meet...
What have we become as a society when we exploit poor, helpless, little turkeys for the sake of selling a jar of mayonnaise?Miracle Whip does just that with their new ad...
Boring and mundaneIs this so-called life of mineI guess you can tellBlog posts are so fewInspiration is so rareWhy even bother?Less than a month sincethe Rossini...
Marv owes me a sausage. The last two times we've made sauerkraut with Polish sausages, I have discovered when warming up the left overs that he snuck in under the radar and ate...
The nattering nabob of negativity is back. Pretty much all I've done on this so-called blog for the past few months is bitch and moan about one thing or another, mostly...
I'll tell you what's in MY wallet: a police report detailing the theft of more than $100.00 from my checking account. The perpetrator: Capital One. I'm not making this stuff...
It's been 2 months now since I received a curiously inaccurate letter from Bank of America. It wasn't terribly unlike many of the other junk solicitations which fill my...
Thanksgiving came a little early in our household this year, as Marv will be in Greenville for Thanksgiving weekend. We had a micro-Thanksgiving dinner last night, and by all...
Here are pictures of the apartment, as requested by my sister, Angie, who is so busy she doesn't have time to come see it for herself. The Livingroom The Kitchen...
Yesterday marked the first anniversary of the day Marv and I first met in person. It's also the anniversary of the day Guy Fawkes plotted to blow up the King, Queen, church...
Call me crazy, but I'm attempting to post this entry in the midst of all the chaos that is a typical Friday here at the office. The insanity of it all is the price we...
I've come here tonight to talk about one thing, and one thing only: Michelle Duggar's hair.Michelle Duggar is the 39 year old mother who has been in the spotlight recently...
Attention Lyric Seekers: It's "The hook brings you back," not the heart. Don't feel bad; I thought the same thing. Click here for a link to the lyrics.Last night,...
Tell me, honestly, do you think I look like Norika Fujiwara? I ran my picture through the Analogia Star Estimator, which compares your photo to its database of hundreds...
Well, the results are in, and once again, my award-winning photography has landed me a book publication.Can you believe that crap? For those of you just tuning in, I submitted...
I woke myself up last night talking in my sleep. What I said was, "I want to be the big purple thing," to which Marv* replied, "Huh?" And I said it again. "I want to...
8:20 a.m.Well, the morning is off to a great start; as great as can be expected in light of my Marvlessness, that is. I found my keys this morning right where I left them...
7:13 a.m. I can't find my car keys. The Gods of Stuff Like That are clearly punishing me for having thought about lying to Marv and telling him I locked my keys in my car so...
2:00 p.m.Marv's gone. I just watched his little green Saturn pull out of the driveway. It hasn't sunk in yet, really. I'm still trying to get my mind around it. I cried...
From time to time, well-meaning friends and family members forward cookie-cutter messages of hope and inspiration to my inbox, perhaps thinking it might make me "think",...
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